I am a miserable insufferable cunt and proud of it shirt

Don’t forget how the Soviet Union saved the world from Hitler ) know this and find it annoying that Americans always smilingly remind us “if it wasn’t for us you’d speak German”. This goes along with a total disregard for the history of other countries. An US tourist once asked an Italian guide in Rome “Where are the Romans, now?” thinking that we “Italians” somewhat arrived at some point in time, subdued the Romans and maybe put them in reservations, where they still dress in togas, like American Natives. I mean, I know I won’t find samurai if going to Japan, or vikings if going to Scandinavia.